Red Alert! Best Buy Ruins Apple Experience

Jay-suss Freakin’ Lemon-Age Keyyyy-Rist! This is what should happen when you buy from a used car salesman, not a freakin’ authorized Mac dealer! Fuckin’ Geek Squad,¬† the total opposite of Genius Bar – you’d think¬† Microsoft would have invented it.

Best Buy – you’re dead to me, and to every other geek and their families and mailing lists. We hope you go bankrupt next year.

Bastards!