We read the blogs, so you don’t have to. From the FSJ News Center:  Unlock the riddle of the Wave. Darth Droid duels iPhonie-Wan.  Help for iPhone app addicts.  Windows 7 sales are on the move.  The NSA boys are keeping plenty busy in the Utah desert…shhhh.  Creepy singing computer makes you flash back to the year 2001.  Sort of.

This has not been sanctioned by El Jobso.  Cool looking, though.  (CrunchGear)

Just open the frigtarded pod bay doors, Hal.  (Valleywag) (Hal bonus here)

If you haven’t deciphered Google Wave yet, there’s an app book for that. (Mashable)

Are you an iPhone app addict? Mr. Malik breaks it down.  (GigaOM)

The NSA is building a data center they project will store a ton of surveillance data. Even Fox Mulder doesn’t know how much.  (CrunchGear)

In the battle for social supremacy between Facebook and Twitter, which one’s the Mac and which is the PC? (TechCrunch)

A fake iPhone sounds like something this blog would be interested in.  (Engadget)

TV subscriptions through iTunes. Say that out loud.  Repeat.  (NBC Bay Area)

Now the circle is complete- Darth Droid confronts iPhonie-Wan.  (Joy Of Tech)

Windows 7 usage is growing quickly, reports Ina Fried.  (CNET News)

Windows 7 SP1 beta rumored by year’s end.  (Ars Technica)

Worshipping on the Web.  (Huffington Post)

Headline of the day, right here.  “Apple proves it’s not Microsoft.”  Apple’s not Microsoft?   When did that happen?  (Forbes.com)

Hotel in space due to open in 2012.  How’s the song go?  “You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.”  (Apologies to Felder/Henley/Frey.) (Yahoo! News)