Dear Arrington: Keep it in your pants, freak

michael_arringtonJust back from three days at Tassajara with Sting and Trudie and now catching up on email. Just found this pathetic love letter that Arrington wrote on Thanksgiving, saying that I’m a “living legend” and one of the things he’s thankful for. I sent this to Katie and said, Hey, isn’t this the same dickhead who’s been ranting and raving about how awful iPhone is and how he loves his Android phone or whatever? Katie wrote back: That’s the one.

Not sure what to make of this. Except to say that I’m terribly sorry, Mike, but in this case your man-crush is going to have to go unrequited. Maybe you should aim a little lower — like, I don’t know, flacks or something.