Chinese Businessmen Have Too Much Money Now

In the seventies, we were worried the Saudis were gonna’ buy up America, in the eighties, we were worried the Japanese were gonna buy up America, in the nineties, we worried yuppie scumbags were gonna buy up America, and now in the twenty-first first century, the Chinese are having their turn at bat. All I know, I’m resetting my selling preferences on eBay.