Michael Arrington says I’m a lying liar who lies

And I want to know why Michael Arrington won’t address the rumor that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Not saying it’s true, but why won’t he just issue a denial and clear the air?

Somehow Michael Arrington got some sand in his vagina over this Google Voice thing, and he just can’t let it go. He thinks we lied to the FCC when we said that we didn’t reject Google Voice, and that we were just taking our time approving it and needed to study it some more. Now he’s peeing in his lady pants because we approved Vonage and Skype.

Michael, let me tell you something. We’re doing our best over here, trying to keep track of a half million App Store applications a day and several billion downloads each week. But it’s a lot of work. Okay? It’s not like we’re running Palm, and we’ve only got a thousand customers and a half dozen apps to worry about. We’re Apple, bitch. We takes our sweet time and we do things right. If you’re not happy, well, I’m sorry. Stick with that Android phone. I’m sure it’s just right for you.