Halloween is tomorrow, and El Jobso is not very happy about that. He’s particularly cranky this week, ’cause he doesn’t like cats, either. The Borg finally find out what they were going to get for their Windows 7 sponsor deal on Fox, and decide that wasn’t a good idea. Blodget struck by the notion one can actually get the Net on a mobile device. FSJ’s plenty peeved at Bill Keller. One Whopper of a Windows 7 promotion in Japan. The folks at RIM can start prepping those resumes now. King Dork celebrates a birthday. Borg trolls are (allegedly) spreading lies on the Apple boards. What does “NB” stand for? (Hint: it’s not New Balance, his sneaker of choice.) Dear Leader explains.