You may not know that Jesus wrote the Constitution and is the father of our country. Well, now there’s proof. If you really want to have some fun, go to the Web site of the lunatic who created this “fine art” and you can drag a cursor over all the figures and find out why they’re included. My personal favorites are the atheist professor holding his copy of “On the Origin of Species,” and the Hollywood guy, who has Satan right behind him, whispering in his ear. No idea why Eric Schmidt was left out, but perhaps he can be added to this in a new version. Along with Larry Ellison and Scott McNealy. And me, of course.