So Randall Stephenson calls


And he’s like, Come on, come on, come ON! It makes a HUGE amount of sense. We lock up, we extend our exclusive relationship through 2050, and we take on the world. Put Verizon out of business, and then Sprint, and then we raise monthly rates on iPhone to five hundred dollars. By the way, did I mention that I know karate? Well I do. And I’m fucking good at it. Someone you want taken out? You give me the name, and bam! I knock him out. Think about it. That’s all I’m saying. Just think about it.