Watch out Squirrel Boy


Squirrel Boy and his merry band of wunderkind heaved a sigh of relief when the analtards at Comscore reported a 20 percent increase in paid ad clicks for April. But as another reporter astutely noted that (and my people know I throw around compliments like manhole covers) the data here seems um, thin.

“Problem is, it’s all sort of a crock. What sort of significance does comScore data really have? Not much, as far as we can tell.”

I like the Googletards. They’re so young and energetic and all, but someday someone’s going to realize that,umm, no one’s really clicking. I never click. Do you click? In a word, no.