So Carl Icahn says he wants Jerry Yang fired. It is now only a matter of time before Icahn’s hatchet hacks at the Wall Street Journal work up one of their classic Page One “What really went on behind the scenes” stories about Yahoo in which Yang is depicted as an indecisive and incompetent yet hubristic buffoon. Katie’s operatives say the hit could come as early as this week, maybe by Friday. Jerry, my dude, if you wake up one morning and see a little pencil drawing of yourself on the front page of the Journal, take my advice — don’t read the paper, and just go back to bed and pull the covers over your head. And yes, I know I’ve already wondered out loud about this. I’m just still wondering out loud.
PS please drop the black mock turtleneck look or I will be forced to initiate legal proceedings to enforce my trademark and copyright. Much love.