So Mikey wants to fight


My people are telling me that Mikey Dell says he can “take me.” I’m not sure about the vernacular, but I think he wants an athletic contest of some sort.

Moshe says of course this means war. He says that if Dell wants to put his dumb-ass brute Texas brawn up again my catlike, Ninja wiles, fine by Moshe.

Whatever.

Tell you what, Mikey. Go wait out to the back of your back 40. I’ll be there soon. Really. Count on it.