Borg launches sinister plan to bring even more misery to Third World children


How will they do it? By shipping Windows XP on a poorly built, underpowered, unreliable laptop. As Monkey Boy said in a statement: “At Microsoft we believe that everyone in the world should have equal access to blue screens and freeze-ups and viruses. We hope this program helps prepare kids around the world to become frustrated, annoyed and unproductive members of the global work force.”

Nothing like a bloated operating system on a tiny processor with not enough RAM, right? Just when you thought life couldn’t get worse for people in the Third World, sure enough the Borgtards find a way to do it. What’s next? Seeding clouds over Burma?

You know what? I weep for the poor kids who will grow up using XP on XO. I really do.