Seeking Alpha thinks they’ve got us. Low iPhone inventory at Apple stores in the United States. Huge discounts from the European carriers who are currently holding most of the inventory — and the discount programs run until June. Hmmm. What could be happening in June, I wonder? Meanwhile 3G chips have improved and consume less power while offering greater feature integration including full backward compatibility with EDGE so even if the frigtards at AT&T can’t get their shit together on their 3G tower build-out, you’ll still be doing fine. Okay, Seeking Alpha. You got us. Guilty as charged. And wait till you see this new iPhone. It’s mind-blowing. Seriously. I didn’t think a device could ever be more beautiful than our original iPhone – and then Jonny and his boys did it. Wow. Every time I use my v2 iPhone I feel this thrill going up my leg, like when Chris Matthews listens to Obama giving a speech. Yeah. It’s like that. Obama-esque. Truly.