Much love to dear reader Liam for alerting us to this invasion of overweight people in our London stores. This one was spotted beaching herself on a MacBook Pro in the Regent Street emporium. I’ve got Ron Johnson looking into how this happened. Our staff members are trained in all locations to shoo away people who look and dress like this. (“Please keep London tidy?” I’ll say.) We also train all staff members to never allow photographs to be taken inside a store. Moshe has been dispatched. Heads will be rolling tomorrow. Take my word for it. Peace out.