Steven Levy steals MacBook Air, claims it’s "lost"

See here. Levy has a loaner MacBook Air and claims he accidentally tossed it out with a stack of newspapers and magazines. Money quote: “As humiliating as it sounds, let me repeat: the MacBook Air is so thin that it got tossed out with the newspapers.”

Steven, you know, you could just tell us you wanted an “extension” on the loan, and we would have known what you meant and we’d be okay with that. Really. Also, please pick up that apartment of yours. The place is a mess.