Okay, to be honest, I don’t even know who he is, or if he’s even a real guy or just a fake guy like Bing. But this stupid article in The Atlantic put me over the edge. He doesn’t like the new dock in Leopard. He doesn’t like the MacBook Air. So he writes a big huge column whining about it. What is it about Apple users that they have to go on and on about every little thing, good or bad, as if the whole world cares what they think about some product or feature?
Anyhoo. Here’s my response. As for the new dock, well, you don’t like it. Fair enough. You’re entitled to your opinion. I, on the other hand, do like it. And as you may have noticed, I’m the one who runs Apple. My advice to you, Clive, would be just keep turning it off like you’ve been doing. Or if that’s really such a super duper life-threatening hassle for you, just go back to Tiger. Problem solved.
On the MacBook Air, I respect your right to not appreciate this fine machine. My adivce? Just don’t buy it. Bokay? It’s not for everyone. We never said it was. Lots of people happen to love it. Including Karl Rove, who says it is “really cool.” So there, Clive Crook. We square? Good. Now stick your head back up into your ass and get back to work. Frigtard.