I don’t read Austrian so can someone please translate this article and tell me what the frig is going on over there? I’m told there is some hassle because the emperor of Austria is using a hacked iPhone. Can someone please explain? Also can you tell me if the dude in the photo is the emperor or is he the one who is complaining about the emperor? And why is he wearing the Dr. Evil jacket? Can’t these people just throw some shrimp on the barbie and all get along? I’m so confused, honestly.