Check out the story here. When I first saw the headline I thought they were talking about Richard Stallman’s ad on Craigslist. Nope. It’s this monkey man dude from China, Yu Zhenhuan, who says, “I feel like King Kong, hideous, but with a soft and tender heart.” No word on whether he’ll date a woman who uses proprietary software. My sense is he’s probably open to just about anything.