Man oh man. I saw this happen and right away I called Barry (that’s what folks like me who are close to him and have his personal cell phone number call him). I was like, Dude, are you nuts? Kerry is poison. He’s the Ghost of Christmas Past. He’s Captain Buzz Kill. Every liberal in America sees him and cringes. It’s like running into someone on the street who reminds you of some awful time in your life that you thought you’d forgotten, and then you have to go home and take a handful of Ativan to tamp down the panic attack. You should be staying as far away from that guy as possible.
Barry said that he really, really appreciated my valuable input on this, and he really thinks I’m a great CEO and really know a lot about consumer electronics and computers and such things, but that I’m not exactly an expert on politics whereas Barack has been in politics for more than a decade and this is what he does for a living and by the way he also happens to have attended this place called Harvard Law School and have I heard of it? Yeah. Obama can be a bit of a dick sometimes.
I don’t know. I still think Kerry is like ass cancer. You just don’t want him around, not under any circumstances. I hope at least they don’t have him traveling around with Obama and scaring the shit out of kids in the crowd. Plus you just know he’s angling for a vice president spot. Now that is a terrifying idea.