The crazy bastards at Indie Tech have created a gorgeous Fake Steve Jobs T-shirt. You can buy them on their site. They sent me a few samples and I must say they’re very comfortable and attractive. Way better at drawing chicks than my Axe body spray. And that’s saying something. Perfect for Macworld though it’s probably too late to get one for the show. Nevertheless, these guys do have the official blessing of FSJ, having passed our rigorous compliance program and paid us an enormous though undisclosed amount of money. Just kidding. But they seem like nice guys. So pony up, you cheap bastards. While you’re at it you might considering buying five or ten copies of my book. It’s guaranteed to restore a sense of childlike wonder. For me anyway.