Oh my God. Much love to Alan for alerting us to this. Some idiot has taken old iPod earbuds and turned them into earrings. See more pix here. Look. If anyone spots some frigtard woman actually wearing these — good place to look would be Yelptard parties at SF MOMA, I’m guessing — please snap photos with your iPhone and send them in. You realize that we own the rights to these earbuds and that you can’t just hack them up and do whatever you want with them, right? Jesus.