Check out this hilarious tutorial advising IT managers on how to persuade corporate customers to upgrade to Vista. Money quote: “Often, management cannot see the value in spending money on something that, from their perspective, already runs smoothly the way it is.”
Yeah. Funny how that is. Those crazy old corporate types just can’t see the point in spending money to make something that finally kinda sorta works and replacing it with something that, um, doesn’t.
But in fact the real translation of that Microsoft sentence goes like this: Often, management is still smarting from the last time Microsoft jammed a big stick up their asses, and they’re reluctant to undergo another insertion. At the very least they’d like a different stick from a different stick maker.
Yes, you lucky IT drones, your job is to convince the suits that this time the big thorny stick won’t hurt so much, thanks to all those heavy rectal calluses they’ve developed in previous Microsoft insertions. And then, once you’ve convinced them, you’ll be the lucky pricks who get to go around installing Vista and dealing with all the problems. What’s not to love? Welll, good luck with that. Let us know how it works out for you. (Photo by Frank Shaw, Waggener Edstrom.)