Honestly, some of the stuff they dream up at the Borg just kills me. Like the new Zunes have this feature where you can get the back of your Zune engraved with artsy weirdo designs. Now someone has sponsored an art show in Seattle devoted to the designs. Funny thing that out of all the crazy designs you can get they’re not offering the one that makes most sense, which would be an engraving of a drooling idiot with the words, “IT’S OFFICIAL, I’M A FRIGTARD” underneath. Anyhoo, nice try, Zune team. Keep working on it.