Seriously, John C. Dvorak, I’ve been reading your stuff for a long time and I think I have a sense of who you are and what you like, and I can say with a great degree of certainty that Red Hat will be the distro for you. Okay? Please? No need to pay attention to what we’re doing with Ubuntu. Honestly, could you really imagine yourself using something called Ubuntu? I didn’t think so. Now I must get back to my spaceship. Admiral Thrawn of the Chiss is once again making threats against the republic.