Microsoft to Dvorak: Please go.

Just was talking to the Beastmaster and I mentioned that Dvorak threat to switch to Linux or the Mac. Bill says he’s sick of Dvorak’s inane ramblings and so is everyone else in the industry. As soon as he saw that article he wrote to Dvorak and revoked Dvorak’s contract with the Borg. He also banished Dvorak from the Windows fold and told him to go live with Ubuntu Linux for a while. Something about a brownish-orange user interface or something. I have no idea what he’s talking about. (Much love to Acid Gurl for the recent photo of Bill.)