Peace on earth, good will toward me

New survey shows most Americans want a computer for Christmas. Guess who’s going to have a sweet new operating system dropping on Oct. 26, generating a whole fresh new round of rave reviews from the likes of Goatberg and Smurfy Pogue? Those tools are already using test copies, and Katie has just about finished writing their reviews for them. Meanwhile don’t forget our newly refreshed line of iPods, including iPod Touch which will probably be the holiday gift this year, and the new video Nano which at $149 makes a perfect stocking stuffer.

Our slogan? “The best just got better. Happy friggin Holidays. Love, Apple.”