Attention, readers in Noe Valley

If you live in Noe and you have kids, I dare you — I just friggin dare you — to dress a bunch of them up in this costume and knock on MLP’s door. Free fake iPod Touch if you send me photos of the kids doing it, and a free fake iPhone if you get Jonathan in the photo. Oh please. Oh please. Meanwhile those of you who live in Atherton and Woodside and maybe work at Google will want to consider this one. Or, um, have your baby’s Halloween costume consultant consider it. Live in Seattle? Lucky enough to be calling on the World’s Second Richest Man? Naturally you’ll be interested in this little number. With the words “Vista sucks” scrawled on Junior’s chest, of course.

Much love to the divine dear reader Bob for sending these in.