So you’ve probably heard that we had to pull our ads where we said “You can’t be too thin,” because we got some complaint from an eating disorder alliance. We’re just trying to encourage people to eat right and stay fit. Now our ad people are getting risk-averse and they’re saying we have to kill the other campaign that I invented, with the slogan, “Apple: We charge a little more, because it keeps away the riff-raff.” Apparently this will offend poor people. Man oh man. Anyway, Apple faithful, you know what we’re about. We don’t need to spell it out for you.