This is why I need ex-Mossad security guys

This dame actually waited to meet me on iDay with this doll of me that she made. No lie. Check out Captain Freako in the background. He’s one of our guys. Yuri Hishkill, son of Moshe Hishkill, our head of security. This photo was in the San Jose Mercury News. See the whole sad slide show here. Much love to reader Martin who sent this in with the message, “She has an iDol.” Ugh. Groan.