"Quite possibly the greatest work of literature by an imaginary CEO, ever."

Maybe you’ve heard that I’ve been working on my memoirs. Well, it’s true. The book will be out in October and will contain some shocking, never-before-told stories about life inside Apple. For those who have followed the big “scandal” around options backdating and wondered what really was going on behind the scenes, well, you won’t be disappointed. It’s all here. But be warned — this story will shake your faith in the American judicial system. To be first on your block to order a copy, go here.

The review quoted in the headline, by the way, comes from the good folks at ImaginaryReviews.com. Yes, we paid them. But I still think it counts.