Fantastic work by my assistant Ja’Red and his assistant Mayzie. They’ve managed to track down the real Prince Toto Bouba (above). They’ve traded email with him and one of his assistants, and we just set up a conference call so I could talk to them myself. Turns out he’s the heir to the throne in Angola, and he’s also a huge Apple fanboy. Says he’s got a bunch of Macs and iPods and he’s dying to get his hands on an iPhone. He also wants to get involved in setting up an Apple retail store in Angola. Much love, Prince Toto Bouba, friend of Apple. Your shiny iPhone will be heading your way shortly.