How’s it feel to want, Colbert?


Don’t know if you saw this but last night on Comedy Central that groveling right-wing nutcase Stephen Colbert basically got out there and begged for an iPhone. You know what, Colbert? I’ve met with your people. What’d I get? A gig writing for your show? A show of my own? Nope. I got a big steaming bag of bupkis. So I’ll tell you what. Bring me in again and put something on the table and you can have your God Machine. Okay?