Hello, my name is Yoko and I will eat your Corgi


See the whole stupid thing here. I guess Yoko is pissed about fox hunting, and somehow the queen and/or her husband are involved in this, and so a few days ago Yoko and some other dude had a Corgi diced up and cooked, and they ate some. Not because Corgis have anything to do with fox hunting, but because the Corgi is the favored breed of her majesty. And now the queen’s dogs are running scared. Just look at the terror in that poor dog’s eyes. And this is the woman I’ve got to deal with if I want to get the Beatles on iTunes. A woman who would kill and eat a friggin pet dog to make a point about killing foxes. Yoko, you know what? I love you, but you’re nuts. Get help.