Well I guess the big scandal hasn’t tarnished Fred Anderson. He’s now going to be a director at Palm (see here) where his company, Elevation Partners, just made a huge investment. They’re bringing in Jon Rubinstein, who used to run our iPod division, to try and patch up things at Palm. Nobody’s saying it’s because of the iPhone. But it is. Trust me. McNamee has already been trying to steal away people in our iPhone division. Luckily we have all of his seven phone numbers in our database and his calls get intercepted and routed to a Chinese take-out place in Mountain View.