This is, in fact, what happens when Microsoft and its frigtarded partners try to copy the iPhone. I’m getting loads of mail on this HTC phone, which I think is called “The Knockoff.” Many people are urging us to sue the life out of these guys. But why? We love products like this. Just makes our phone look better. And they’re getting so many brilliant reviews, like this one. Suck it, Beastmaster. You are doomed to spend eternity copying my ideas and frigging them up.