Why doesn’t Microsoft have a cult religion?

That’s the question InformationWeek poses here. Writer points out that Macs have a cult. So does Linux. But Microsoft? No way. Money quote: “Does the largest software vendor in the world have people who are actually excited by its products and drive themselves into a frenzy when the latest version comes out?” That’s a rhetorical question but feel free to send in some ideas about why Microsoft has no cult. My theory is it has something to do with sucky software. But that’s just a wild guess.