So yeah, I’d really like to know who the hell this is and how she got this phone. Unless maybe it’s all a joke. Valleywag claims they spotted some “13 year old boy” in a grocery store in Malibu taking pictures with an iPhone. I don’t think this is the kid but if it is he’s got the nicest rack I’ve ever seen on a 13-year-old boy. Anyhoo. Our Apple security squad is on the job. Ari and Moshe, two former Sayeret Matkal commandos, have been deployed to Malibu.