Official name is the Oracle Longs Drug Classic but informally it’s known as “The Larry.” What a trophy, right? It’s so Larry. Sick bastard. He’s pouring big bucks into this and hoping it will become a big party scene like the Dinah Shore tournament in Palm Springs. Personally I hate golf even more than I hate sailboat racing. But whatever. Larry needs hobbies. Otherwise he’d have to go to work. God knows that ain’t gonna happen.