I’m totally not kidding about this: Someone very close to RSJ placed an order for a bunch of these shirts today, according to our interns in Krasnodar, who are in charge of running the Fake Steve Cafe Press shop. Just remember, WWDC is June 11, less than two weeks away. So you might want to pick one up. Or a bunch, and sell them, or give them out to homeless people who’ll be loitering outside the Moscone Center. Remember, your Dear Leader is still under threat from the federal government. Show your support!