So they have some Java conference and roll out some prototype phone that they’re trying to say is like the iPhone. See here. Best part is McNealy, that brain-damaged goon, has his guy come up wearing a black T-shirt and then just in case the morons in the audience don’t get the allusion he makes it explicit for them: “We have our own shirtsleeve version of Steve Jobs announcing a phone.” Scott, I’m sure it’d be great if making another Steve Jobs was as easy as putting a black T-shirt on. But it ain’t. And that’s why your company is doomed. You want to draft on our hype? You want to clone our products? You want to make war on me? Fine. I will grind you under my heel.