Dave Winer, editor of Scripting News and generally the biggest pain in the ass in the Valley, now is making trouble over the Free Steve T-shirts. He says the guy looks too much like him and he wants us to stop selling them. I told him, Dude, think about it, how else are you ever going to get this close to some woman’s you-know-what? He wasn’t amused. Says he’ll take us to court. Dave just loves to have big fights with people. More, even, than he likes getting up close and personal with a coochie. A lot more.