See story here. Dude lives in Missouri and has 100 Macs in his basement. He works full-time in an Apple store too. He says he doesn’t have every Apple model ever made, because, “If I did, that would be awesome, but my girlfriend would probably leave me.”
Dude, come on. You don’t have a girlfriend. You got one of the girls from the store to come over and meet the reporter and pretend. Be honest.