This isn’t funny

They are going to send Stephen Hawking on a zero-gravity flight. See here. Jesus. What won’t they do to this poor bastard? No doubt this is the bright idea of that nurse-slash-second-wife who’s been leaving him out in the rain and messing with him for years. I know they’ve filed for divorce but mark my words, I bet that slapper is behind this. Poor dude just wants to sit in his living room and drink a nice cup of tea and say dirty words with his voice computer when cute girls go by. Instead this bitch is gonna shoot him up into space. Great idea, lady. What’s next? Bungee jumping? A trip to Six Flags?