Al Gore is jizzing all over himself these days. Winter temps in Phoenix are setting record highs. And Al has been losing weight which some say is a sign he’s gonna run in 2008. A source confirms the weight loss and says, “Hillary can read into that she wants.” The Gore aide, I happen to know, was Mr. Bono Vox himself, aka our future Secretary of State. Tell you what, a Gore-Jobs ticket is gonna be tough to beat, even for Hillary and Oback Barama. Here at Apple we’ve already got our manufacturing facilities ramping up to fill those orders from the Department of Education. One MacBook Per Child. Yay!