Gentle readers, I hope this news will not upset you, but AppleInsider is reporting here that we are developing a new teeny tiny sub-notebook. Offensive part is they claim this is a ploy to help us win back share in the Japanese market. You know, where the people have teeny tiny hands. I know, I know. It’s offensive. Worse yet, the rumor about the sub-notebook isn’t even true. It’s one of the fake projects we made up in order to find leakers. Shame on you, AppleInsider. This wasn’t funny. I am removing you from my feed reader.