Today’s the big day

The suspense is killing you, right? I know. I know. We do it on purpose, remember? Well, it’s gonna be awesome. Spellbinding. Trust me. Old Steve has been fasting and praying and practicing his presentation till he can do it in his sleep. And I just finished another Seven Day Miracle Cleanse and I feel friggin awesome. I’m fired up like a Duke lacrosse player waiting for the hookers to arrive. (By the way, I’m just as innocent as those guys, too. You wait and see. 2007 is the year of vindication for the Jobsmeister.)

By the way let me give you another tip. Go buy some Apple stock today. You’ll wake up happy tomorrow. Okay? Nuff said.