Seriously, look at this

And ask yourself if they’re really gonna throw the Jobsmeister to the wolves. We’ve almost doubled the stock price in the last 6 months. This gain represents something like 30-plus billion dollars. (Anyone wanna go talk to those frigtards who are doing shareholder suits? Maybe bring this chart with you.) Anyhoo. You know what? I really do think I’m descended from Jesus Christ of Nazareth. The resemblance is just too strong to be ignored.