To be insanely minimalist, how about this:
Just this very simple
photo of Steve but with a different slogan.
I’d like to use the slogan
here in Myriad typeface:
Dude, I invented the friggin iPod. Have you heard of it?
And leave the back of the shirt blank.
I like it in black T-shirt with white type, or white T-shirt with black type.
No listing of the URL, that way only people who know the blog will get the joke.
Can someone make these up?