My God I’m friggin good

Not sure if you saw our earnings release. Record sales, record profits. Net income of $1 billion. This morning, no lie, I French-kissed Peter Oppenheimer. Then I spent like three hours just standing in front of a mirror, looking at myself. Tonight I’m going to celebrate by treating myself to an extra serving of miso soup. Then, around 2 in the morning, I’m going to take my Quattroporte out on the 280 and see if I can hit 170 again. Don’t worry, I wear a helmet when I do this. Namaste.