Dear "Ask a Ninja" guy: Don’t quit your day job. And don’t try working without the mask.

Now at long last we see why this jagoff wears the mask. See him and his partner here. Man. Seriously. These are two ugly dudes. I mean if my dog was that ugly I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backward. Ninja man, I love you. But seriously. I don’t think you’re going to be leveraging this into any non-Ninja type roles. Just one man’s opinion.